I.
Have
you ever thought about zombie attacks?
I
have.
And
I decided that if there were a zombie infestation,
I
would just go with it.
We
already live in a world that accepts the undead—Rob Zombie,
Cannibal
Corpse, Nancy Grace—
and
if we learned anything from the Thriller video,
the
undead make great dancers.
Except
the white ones;
not
even death can fix their groove.
II.
Zombies
don’t actually want to pick
your
brains. They’re just looking for love.
But
the way they go about finding love
is
appalling. They’re too touchy feely.
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